{"id":231,"date":"2017-07-03T07:29:53","date_gmt":"2017-07-03T07:29:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/plexx.mallinidesign.com\/?p=231"},"modified":"2017-07-03T07:29:53","modified_gmt":"2017-07-03T07:29:53","slug":"steve-holt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iacobuzio.com\/index.php\/2017\/07\/03\/steve-holt\/","title":{"rendered":"Steve Holt"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m a monster. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Across from where? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.<\/p>\n

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Whoa, this guy’s straight?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m a monster. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Across […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8],"tags":[13,16],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-news","category-offtopic","tag-news","tag-quotes","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iacobuzio.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iacobuzio.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iacobuzio.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iacobuzio.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iacobuzio.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iacobuzio.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iacobuzio.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iacobuzio.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iacobuzio.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}